Tag: humor
member name: Sheryl L.
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May 24, 2009 11:19 PM EDT --
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot . . .
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May 10, 2009 10:30 PM EDT --
I thought this one was cute.
1 . My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished . . .
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May 24, 2009 11:08 PM EDT --
Do you know what happened 159 years ago this fall... back in 1850?
California became a state. The people had no electricity. The state had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights . . .
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May 31, 2009 05:47 PM EDT --
* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, And some days you're the statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, Just in case you have to eat them.
* Always wear stuff that will make . . .
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May 04, 2009 11:17 PM EDT --
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .
The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have
passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for . . .
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May 12, 2009 03:13 PM EDT --
> (Written by kids)
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> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if
> you like sports, she should like it that you like sports,
> and she should keep the chips . . .
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May 12, 2009 03:29 PM EDT --
Dress Code :
1) You are advised to come to work dressed
according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and
carrying a Gucci bag , we will assume you are doing well financially . . .
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May 23, 2009 09:37 AM EDT --
Today be my baby girl 18th birthday.
I be so glad that dis be my last child support payment!
Month after . . .
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June 01, 2009 02:19 PM EDT --
> SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE, > SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. > SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL, > SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. > . . .
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June 08, 2009 04:32 PM EDT --
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dirt or paint. . . .
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May 19, 2009 02:43 PM EDT --
I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I've . . .
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May 28, 2009 09:54 AM EDT --
These great questions & answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now.
Peter Marshall was the host . . .
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June 03, 2009 11:17 AM EDT --
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway -but the Hershey Man will know! YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! . . .
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June 14, 2009 08:57 AM EDT --
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam , 'Is this a union house . . .
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May 04, 2009 11:22 AM EDT --
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it.
If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were . . .
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May 12, 2009 03:24 PM EDT --
TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER
(10) Your annual breast exam is done
at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's
office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." . . .
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May 24, 2009 08:35 PM EDT --
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, . . .
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June 12, 2009 01:51 PM EDT --
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self . . .
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June 14, 2009 08:48 AM EDT --
Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love . . .
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June 05, 2009 11:26 PM EDT --
Railroad tracks. This is fascinating.
Be sure to read the final paragraph; your understanding of it will depend on the earlier part of the content.
The US standard railroad gauge (distance . . .
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